A moment on the lips,
A lifetime on the hips!
That's what they say,
But I've been stuffing my face all day!
It's Christmas time,
So is it really such a crime?
It's a seasonal treat,
All this lovely food to eat!
The traditional Christmas roast,
I think I ate the most!
Not even the sprouts escaped me,
Servings, I had three!
Dessert was covered in custard,
Next day turkey sandwiches with mustard!
All the chocolate from my stocking already gone,
Leftover meat from now on!
All this food tastes great,
But I think I now need a resolution to lose weight!!!